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satan is proud of the united states

There is multi-faceted beauty to this one. It does not say that the United States works for satan. It does not even say the United States is trying to make satan proud. It just happens to be that a lot of the things that the United States has done are things that satan would be proud of. Also note, we say "United States", not The American People. We speak of the United States more as a symbol, like stars & stripes, and this is pure unadulterated flag burning. People generally feel most justified in what they do, and we would never assume to challenge their convictions.

Question from the Audience: Why not say "Satan is Proud of G.W.Bush"?
Well, Audience, you'll note that while Dubyah has damaged the American ImageTM amazingly well, and by the same right is quite deserving of satan's admiration, the United States has been in the service of evil for many years before he or his father came into power. Some crimes they can ignore, others, well...

Q. Will this shirt ever go out of style?
A. Of course not! Just as the burning anger we feel toward one of their award winning injustices dies down, rest assured the United States will do something else stupid enough to merit breaking out the shirt again. The intent is the same, but the context always changes! Twice the fun!

Warning: The United States prohibits "seditious or treasonous material" to enter the country, according to the SRG. Customs delays can be expected for U.S. buyers.

Everyone's really excited about having this crazy selection --- but availability of sizes and colors are limited!!


::this shirt for $20 CND::

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